Sex Contracts: The Booty Call Agreement

The Booty Call Agreement.

booty call contract

booty call contract

Looking back, there are certainly a few times when I could have used this.

My favorite lines:

  • No calls before 9 p.m. – we don’t have stuff to talk about. (I think this should be a regular rule, as a whole. I get too many calls from men who HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. Sometimes I wonder if they called me so they could silently jack off on the other end.)
  • No emotional discussions about where this thing is headed. (Excellent advice all around.)
  • No baby talk. (One would hope this is a given. Unless you’re in to that kind of thing.)
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3 Responses to Sex Contracts: The Booty Call Agreement

  1. Agree, also, on the “no calls before 9pm”. No Booty call should be applied before (unless is phone sex with someone in another continent and with different time frame)
    ;)
    Vanilla North’s last [type] ..that simple

    • Rapunzel says:

      Hi Vanilla! Thanks for stopping by our little den of iniquity. I agree: phone sex is an exception when they can’t be near by ;)

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