The Popular Fleshlight Alien | Sex Toy Review

Go where no manhood has gone before.

Go where no manhood has gone before.

Fleshlight Alien

Go where no manhood has gone before – inside the strangely alluring double clitoris opening of the Alien vagina.

I’ve given out some toys for men to friends, and the good reports are the ones I buy and try for myself. But none of them would try the Alien. I alone ventured forth into the cosmos.

I have tons of men’s toys. Ok, let’s just say almost a different one for every day of the month. Almost. But I never have owned the most popular one of all: A Fleshlight. So I perused the various types and textures, several pages worth! When it comes to men’s toys, most are not made with textures to mimic the real thing. They are designed to provide tactile sensation to enhance, or rather to be a different experience than the tried and true female, male, or manual stimulation. Something different.

Well, I cast my eyes on something different alright: The Fleshight Alien. It’s blue with a double clitoris opening, and the material is “Realistic Superskin” (non-allergenic, latex free and retains heat well.) I scanned the picture and noticed it is the only model with three distinct textures inside. Three. Each at a different depth. I clicked the button to buy this baby. Continue reading

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It’s A Pleasure To Be In Pleaurists Once Again

We just can’t stay away from Pleasurists. But really, who could?

Once again, they’ve graciously listed our sex toy review, along with many other wonderful reviews. Mr. Marvelous’ review of the Travel Pump Penis Enlarger is listed below under “Toys For Cocks”. Mmmm, just typing that makes me feel frisky. ;)

Sexy by AleViolet

Sexy by AleViolet

The photo is called “Sexy” by AleViolet

Pleasurists #114

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Did you miss Pleasurists #113? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #115? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday January 30th @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc. Continue reading

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Telescoping Travel Pump Penis Enlarger by Cal-Exotics

Have you ever wanted a Penis Enlarger? You’re not alone.

Travel Pump Penis Enlarger

Travel Pump Penis Enlarger

It’s important to understand the proper function and purpose of the penis enlarger. I tried one of the old-style pumps in the past and found it to be painful – at best. Many of the women I have known have been fascinated with clitoral and vulva style pumps, and I have always indulged them with the proper equipment, while avoiding the same myself. I purchased this unit a few months back on a whim and recently decided to put it through its paces.

Typically, the use of pumps is frowned upon by experts in the medical community due to the dangers of blood vessel rupture, stretching or enlargement of blood vessels into grotesque shapes, as well as the actual tearing of the skin. This can happen to purchasers who do not seek to learn their correct usage. Do yourself a favor and get educated on these types of devices or leave them alone. You are responsible for your own actions and have been warned.

Company specs: In its most compact state, the telescoping tube is 4.625 inches long, 2.5 inches in diameter, 3.75 inches deep with an inside diameter of 2.875 inches. Fully extended, the tube reaches 6.625 inches deep and 7.375 inches long, with an inside diameter of 2.125 inches.

What makes this pump different and a little safer is instead of the standard doughnut, Continue reading

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Vibrator Choice, A Man’s Guide

A guest post by Mr. Marvelous…

How To Choose A Vibrator, A Man’s Guide to Buying For Women

I’m going to reveal a Master’s secret here. Men and women have the exact same number of nerve endings in the clitoris, as the penis. The larger a man’s penis, the more spread out those nerve endings, and the less chance a woman has to satisfy him with her equipment. In the other aspect, a man can never know all those nerves clustered in one tiny place.

For a man to know how a vibe feels to a woman….pay close attention here…. he must place the vibe in the center, outside his upper lip. This is a loose, but close approximation of the concentration of nerves within the clitoris.

You may then feel how each one does for that special lady, in your own way. You will find the ones you thought were great are not so good and the ones you thought were good just don’t quite live up to the woman’s needs. It’s going to depend on your special woman.

Although there are numerous types of vibes and all sorts of patterns, they generally fall into three classes:

1. The ‘high pitched’ fast and, for lack of a better word, ‘whiny’ vibes. These are the most modern and usually come in several vibe patterns. Good for newbie gals and extra sensitive clits. Continue reading

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Doc Johnson’s Velvet Touch Multi-Speed Vibrator

Ed. Note: This is sex toy review is a guest post by one of our customers whom we call Mr. Marvelous. He’s quite experienced with sex toys and supplements, and has a rather extensive toy chest. He graciously provides these reviews without compensation.

Doc Johnson's Velvet Touch Vibrator

Doc Johnson's Velvet Touch Vibrator

Doc Johnson’s Velvet Touch Multi-Speed Vibrator

I realized early on that most women didn’t want hard to figure out vibrator patterns and difficult to understand toys. For the most part, women want to know the battery nipples go down in the hole and they are ready to go. This is where the Doc Johnson Velvet Touch vibrator fits right in.

This vibrator is built like the old standards: Multi-speed and simple. It’s excellent at managing the power from the two AA batteries. Possessing a mid-range vibration with a high intensity, it’s not like the faster new ones, or the old school thumpers.

It’s both waterproof and made from phthalate free, hard plastic.

Ladies love the velvet texture Continue reading

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We’re In Pleasure, and In Pleasurists 108

We’re in Pleasurists once again! Our Mr. Marvelous’ sex toy review of the Waterproof Slender G Vibrator is “bolded” under Vibrators below. A big Thank You to Mr. M. for his many wonderful reviews!

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Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. For updates and information follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists #107? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists #109? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form and submit it before Sunday December 19th at 11:59pm Pacific.

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Waterproof Slender G Vibe by Pipedream | Sex Toy Review

The Waterproof Slender G Vibrator by Pipedream

Waterproof Slender G Vibrator

Waterproof Slender G Vibrator

This vibrator is a classic on the low-cost tier. Without a doubt, it belongs in everyone’s toy box. It’s also one that I buy in plastic bag bulk packs and give to everyone I know. In fact, if a woman has ever known me personally, I know you have one. (Because I like happy girls that smile.)

They are that good. Never once did I get a response back that these little Slender G vibes didn’t hit the spot and do the trick. They work equally well for G spot or clitoris, and are of a wider-than-most egg size. With lots of power,  your male partner has a pretty good chance of getting it right for you, too. *wink wink*

Of average noise for a vibe, they are waterproof and safe for the bath, hot tub, pool or shower. Or pond, lake, stream river, ocean… you get the picture. Continue reading

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Men, Penises, and Ejaculation Times

One of our readers sent this interesting study. (I’ve been unable to verify it’s origins, but it seems to be widely distributed and a few years old.)

• Males who ejaculate before penis-vaginal contact, are 15 %
• Males who ejaculate in the first minute of penetration, are 19.89%
• Males who ejaculate after two minutes of penetration, are 25%
• Males who ejaculate after three minutes of penetration, are 17%
• Males who ejaculate after five minutes of penetration , are 13%
• Males who ejaculate after ten minutes of penetration, are 7%
• Males who ejaculate after fifteen minutes of penetration, are 3%
• Males who ejaculate at their will, are 0.1%

Damn, I guess I should have been more appreciative of my ex-boyfriend who could go for two hours! LOL Continue reading

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Sexy Ads From the Internet

An email from one of our readers (it’s unknown where content originated):

Naughty Advertisements

All of us are witnesses that advertising industry is getting more inventive and creative in their campaigning each day. People from advertising industry tend to try to attract our attention in every way possible: sometimes their efforts are meant to disturb you or to stir emotion, other times they make all kinds of jokes and funny images. No matter what is the case, they intend to leave you touched and make you remember images and messages they sent you. Surely, the most effective way to get your message across (especially with male population) is being a bit naughty. Because of that, we have compiled today a collection of some marvelous examples of the most successful naughty advertising campaigns. Enjoy this attractive photo collection.

Naughty Advertisements 12

Naughty Advertisements 12

Naughty Advertisements 11

Naughty Advertisements 11

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Sex Toys For Couples: Diving Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring

Diving Dolphin Vibrating Cock Ring, by California ExoticsSex Toys For Couples

diving dolphin cock ring

Diving Dolphin Cock Ring

One of my favorite “standard items” is the Diving Dolphin. This is the second “less intimidating toy” I have reviewed, since it takes the man’s erection to function. All the fears of being replaced by machines are gone and the man gets the enjoyment and good vibes, too.

Very similar to the Rockin Rabbit I reviewed a while back, the features of this model vary a bit – enough for me to have an interest in having them both available when I want them. This vibrating cock ring is designed for Cowgirl position, fully thrust-ed and rocking and grinding against the male partner below. This is one of those toys that becomes a very regular thing. A couple of years ago my ex and I stopped for the night at a motel, and when we sat on the bed she said, ‘How are we going to have sex? We didn’t bring the Dolphin?’ Of course I reminded her we could still have old fashioned cave man sex, but that’s the kind of impression this toy makes. Continue reading

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